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The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes. - Scott Roeben Quotes

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. - Scott Roeben Quotes

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Art

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

Luck

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies? - Scott Roeben Quotes

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.

Women

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down. - Scott Roeben Quotes

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

Woman

There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife. - Scott Roeben Quotes

There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. - Scott Roeben Quotes

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights. - Scott Roeben Quotes

I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio. - Scott Roeben Quotes

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

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